Fully clothed, wearing boots with thick heels, after having had a veggie burger and tons of water. Still fat as hell.
On the positive side, my iron/protein levels are apparently fine. Actually I'm healthy as shit. How do I know this? I went to a checkup.
Oh and when they did the blood test (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about - where they prick your finger) I got dizzy as fuck and got super fucking close to passing out. For no apparent reason. Fucking a.
On the positive side, my iron/protein levels are apparently fine. Actually I'm healthy as shit. How do I know this? I went to a checkup.
Oh and when they did the blood test (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about - where they prick your finger) I got dizzy as fuck and got super fucking close to passing out. For no apparent reason. Fucking a.
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